Transportation: Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus....

By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:18

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a car seat will crush your tibia.

lindsaysue 4

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:20

A gentleman wouldn't have made her ride in the back seat.

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iiiLoveeeYouuu 0

Monday 4 October 2010 13:30

dayuummm.. :P

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:02

oooh! no sexytime for you mister!

DixiBelle84 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:15

You should have gotten in the back instead of making her do it you inconsiderate prick!

MandathePanda24 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:39

So?

hamsterz 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:25

You just wish you could've done that with your dick instead .

linkinpark98 23

Friday 10 February 2012 11:12

BWAHAHAHA!

pandaRanda 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 5:34

Shoulda let her sit shot gun biach

longtimesunshine 4

Friday 15 February 2013 3:39

should have offered her the front seat anyway YDI ruuuuuuuude

InnocentWings 13

Tuesday 20 August 2013 14:33

I hope she is ok and that you explained why that happened

Shazam25 7

Friday 11 October 2013 12:03

What kind of a douche bag are you that you're not letting the lady sit in the passenger seat or even opening the door for her? You're a dick.

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