By sickened - 25/08/2009 14:17 - Philippines

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
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jewjewbee 6

idiot. you PRETEND to be drunk. then you hook up with him, remember everything, are in control of how much you act like a fool, and can blame it on the alcohol later. puking isn't sexy.

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Clever_Nick_Here 0

Not brave enough to just go hit on him? You asked for that one.

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tayman 0

mmmmmmmmmmm thats HAWT. i bet she banged him like ten seconds later

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tayman 0

oh god, its a freakin FML, get over yourself and stop preaching

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Young_Sparta 0

lmaocopter @ hide your gag reflex... classic.

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xgoldfishx 0

YDI anything involved with alcohol is bound to go wrong. and I doubt he woulve belived u and just thought he was going to get laid that night cause you were drunk. U ****

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kheemy 0

do you realize how much worse it could have been for you? getting drunk is not good. and why in the world would you want someone who would go with you while you were drunk? creepy

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Vaetrus 0

Agreed on all counts I think. Girl up OP.

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xoxcinderellaxox 0

ydi for not having the guts to tell him without the help of alcohol.

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DarkxRaven 0

I'm sorry but I think YDI :

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