By sickened - 25/08/2009 14:17 - Philippines

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
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jewjewbee 6

idiot. you PRETEND to be drunk. then you hook up with him, remember everything, are in control of how much you act like a fool, and can blame it on the alcohol later. puking isn't sexy.

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Clever_Nick_Here 0

Not brave enough to just go hit on him? You asked for that one.

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oopsie_daisy8446 0

haha, i instantly thought 'blame it on the a a a a a alcohol' :)

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allmidnighteyes 10

You got drunk to try and hook up with someone else, then puked in their ear? You're ******* classy. Also, that song is a ******* abomination

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AntiChrist7 0

you don't have t be drunk to make a move on men. Just wear something with not much textile in it.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Just... talk... to him.. Jesus ******* Christ And blame it on the alcohol? Then he'll think you're an easy sleaze once he boozes you up nice... or he'll think you're a moron who loves getting drunk. Yeah, your plan was real perfect there... In other words, oh, you'll get noticed, but he'll have ZERO respect for you. Of course, it's already happened anyway

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americayay 0

LOL. I hadn't even thought about the fact that they guy she likes would just think she was drunken *****. Maybe because I would never do this. Moron.

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JarJarBinks_fml 0

A 4-year crush? This seems somewhat of an oxymoron

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prshusl0l 0

YDI, for trying to blame it on the alcohol :3

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green_orange 0

heh ... similar thing happened to me. Only that I really got drunk (I didn't plan anything I was just having a bad week and I wanted to forget about it - by getting drunk of course, it's not something I'm proud of) then I kissed a guy I barely knew, pushed him away, puked, and then kissed him again. the thing is ... we ended up together and are in a relationship more than a year now. It's great :) don't plan anything, if it's ment to be, then it'll happen ... trust me I should know :P

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arienh4 0

There's something called coincidence. I for one know that even if it's meant to be doesn't mean it'll happen.

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americayay 0

LOL. Your grandkids are going to love that story.

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9az00 0

"I decided to get so drunk" your a ******* moron

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leisl14 0

uhh way to not quote her properly at all

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daytrotter 0

If you're going to try to insult someone, try not sounding like a total idiot when you do. It's "you're a ******* moron", not "your a ******* moron". Try paying attention in school.

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