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best you coulda done was atleast just act a little drunk while still knowing what you were saying and could control how drunk you seemed without being a totall dumb bitch..YDI for feeling that u had to get dumb and easy to talk to your crush of 4 years..what would you guys talk about..how you watch every move he makes anywhere you see him?
YDI. Why couldn't you just TALK to him? Opening your mouth and having words come out is not that difficult.
Instead of opening her mouth and having puke come out...
YDI for having a crush on someone for that long.. COME ON, after about a week you can figure out if someone's really interested or not. Grow up.
Of course YDI. I mean, I guess I can sympathize for you for being nervous and being a bit scared to talk to him, especially if you're neither smooth nor a good flirt. But getting totally shit-faced is most certainly NOT the answer. There's a difference between loose and wasted. The second the word "drunk" came into the picture, it was a YDI.
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reading this got Blame It stuck in my head.
What a story you are going to have to tell your kids! A personal "How I Met Your Mother." It will start with the four years of cat and mouse,. . . blah, blah, blah. . . She puked on me, and then we ******! Thank you, good night!!
We all know all women pretend drunk or get drunk so they can blame it on the alcohol and not their own slutty ways.
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idiot. you PRETEND to be drunk. then you hook up with him, remember everything, are in control of how much you act like a fool, and can blame it on the alcohol later. puking isn't sexy.
Not brave enough to just go hit on him? You asked for that one.