By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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JustJumped 22

So he got you in the end, how sweet :)

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expertsmilee 26

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

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Qwermy 16

*Shamalamadingdong

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perdix 29

#16, since she chose him as a boyfriend, I'd score it as a 1-1 tie. Do you agree or do I have to call the Rules Committee of the NSL?

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jramirez16 9

I was thinking the same thing lol. Although one might say she's a winner too for falling in love with someone who's that into her.

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zevo1415 10

Stalking is the new persistence I guess

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buddy51 23

Still a better love story than Twilight!!

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PuggieKid 22

As much as that's getting old, it's appropriate to use it in this case. :P

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sarahjanesmith 12

Anything is a better love story than twilight! We're in high school but I'm not going to eat or speak for almost a year because you left me and don't love me anymore! It must be something I did because you are so perfect! Come on, twilight is one of the reasons young girls have such low self esteem!

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OhDearBetrayal 25

94- No, Twilight exists because teen girls have low self-esteem. I should know, I ******* loved the first book when I was an awkward eighth grader who jumped on any romance novel. Twilight features a girl with little to no personality who has a beautiful vampire fall for her. That right there is enough to make any young girl similar to me swoon.

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KareBear7364 5

I guess he's the type that if he wants something, he gets it ;) Try and see this in a romantic way lol

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

Talk about persistent. As he at least treating you right and not being creepy?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Yet.....

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pistachiopanda 19

Sometimes love comes from the most unexpected places.. The bushes or outside of your window, for example.

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perdix 29

Just as stalking was becoming unfashionable since it seemed so futile, you've given a glimmer of the hope to all the creepers. The stalked girls of the world are all thanking you very much.

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limitedition 25

If you had been truly stalked his face would have been burned in your memory.

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perdix 29

#30, not so. The victim of a truly effective stalker never even realizes that he or she is being stalked until it's too late. When the victims feel creeped out, the stalker is revealing him or herself to being an amateur. PS: Would you mind moving your morning shower from 7:08 AM to 7:12 AM? I like to catch the weather and traffic report and the two events conflict. Thanks, babe!

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limitedition 25

There is your way to make your millions - "how to be a stealthy stalker" classes. I'm super impressed you've dodged my trained protection dog. I tip my hat to you!

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perdix 29

#48, I give him little balls of ground meat infused with cheese and peanut butter. He's cool with me ;) That's just one stalker trick I'll let you in on.

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