By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

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thatonegirlnic 10

Don't go bacon my heart

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JMichael 25

Well bacon is pretty amazing. But inform her you were joking even if you weren't.

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ashleyylove3 22

This is probably one of my favorite FML's ever.

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Hiktmae 20

He didn't deserve it! His girlfriend shouldn't feel offended, it's food! She should've laughed it off. If my boyfriend ever said that, I would find it funny.

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JVIarijke 24

Yes, but he should've known his girlfriend well enough to know whether he could say that or not. Obviously, he didn't care enough to find that out so HDI.

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fakedsincerity 32

me too #39! then we'd have pigged out on bacon and itd have been awesome. aw yeah.

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shazagurl 11

never EVER tell a girl something like that! you're just asking to get dumped. but in the same point Bacon is pretty awesome

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mikaellikestacos 14

What Is the question Bacon is the answer ALWAYS

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