By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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stunty_fml 0

You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.

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aerials_fml 0

Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.

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englishmuffin 0

FYL because I kind of think SHE'S the one making the excuses... that is, an excuse to dump you. There is probably more to the story but she is using your not calling her as a reason to break up with you. This is a wild guess. But... she was your girlfriend. Why didn't you tell her before going to your grandfather's place (even if you were going last minute, you could have texted her during the car ride) in the first place? That seems rather important, especially if he's going to pass away.

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MissNae 0

I'm sorry to hear about your Grandpa. You are better off without this girlfriend, mourn your grandfather and forget your girlfriend. You deserve someone who will care about you and help you when you are facing hard times.

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sonnyv 0

sorry bout your grandad she a whiny clingy bitch

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hollyHURR 0

I'm sorry to hear about your Grandfather :/ However, it sounds like your girlfriend is a stupid bitch, and someone with the courage to go and see a family member on their deathbed can do better.

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genius_man16 0

What happened to #2 - #31?? Also you dodged a huge bullet OP, be thankful

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islaphippos 0

I agree she is clingy, just think of it as a good thing and move on FYL

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plexico 3

You are a lying bastard. Why couldn't you duck out and find a place to check in with your girlfriend? Finding out what she had for breakfast or the cute shoes she saw at the mall are more important than the delirious ramblings of some old dude. The will has already been written -- it's not like you're going to get brownie points for perfect attendance. I'll bet you used that "remote location" BS to cover up the fact that you were ******* the village idiot.

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slfcontent4 0

#34 thats ******* harsh... just cause your jealous that he loses girlfriends when you cant even get one doesnt mean you should attack the poor guy. OP: Im sorry to hear about your grandpa, but honestly if your g/f couldn't handle a few days without a call for a reason like that, then she isnt worth shit... I just went through something like that without the losing a family member. I was recently on a boat for a month (Im in the Navy) and I did not have email access this time around, and the phones on the boat never work, so I did not get to talk to my g/f the entire time. I get back to South Carolina at 1 in the morning when we pull in and go to bed. I wake up the next morning and get a call from my girlfriend saying shes breaking up with me for not talking to her for a month and not calling her the minute i got back to south carolina

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plexico 3

slfcontent4 Did you really think that someone who is truly mourning the loss of a beloved grandfather would be of the mindset to report back to FMyLife.com? I've lost both my grandfathers and can say that writing to such a snarky place as this was the last thing on my mind. And I have a wife and I can still get a girlfriend, too!

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ElMundio87 0

because telling strangers of your "success" makes it true. honestly, the internet is worse than a highschool reunion.

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Randomoscity 0

Hey plexico, just asking, but who in the hell are you to call this OP a lying bastard? I know for sure that your don't have ANY evidence that the OP was lying. Do you ever figure to analyze the situation?! "rambling of some old dude." thats BS. So many more people (Including myriads of elderly people) are dying now-a-days!! Also so many grandparents hardly see their grandchildren, so any person who would go to their grandparents deathbed seems caring and thoughtful in my book. Sure the OP should have called his girlfriend before he left but then again..... his grandpa is dying, i wouldn't be able to think about practically anything else if I knew a loved one, not only that but a FAMILY member, was dying. I've been to a family member's deathbed, so I know what this OP has gone through. I rather spend as much time as I could with a loved one who I knew I wouldn't be able spend much time with than with another loved with whom I knew was alive and well.

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flex_able 0

why didnt you just tell her before you left?

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lil_miz_liz09 0

awww sorry about your grandpa. and sorry about all the people leaving mean comments. and sorry about your bitch ex-girlfriend.

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prettykitty123 0

So you didn't tell her where you were going before you left? A dying grandpa a pretty big thing to forget to mention specially if your gonna be there for a few days while he's on his death bed. You probably are a lying bastard

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slfcontent4 0

Ever think he told her he was going there and expected to have service but once arriving he found out that he had no service? That happens quite often

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T1A2Z3 34

But surely she'd have known he was going and he could have just said "sorry there wasn't service there"

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sparrowsong 0

sorry about your grandpa =[ and i suggest you get a better girlfriend

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