Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By lovegotmehung - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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stunty_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:49

You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.

aerials_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:50

Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.

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ChrmnMa0 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:41

Yeah. Screw her.

Loony_fml 4

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:44

That's what I thought. If she was so important in his life, he could've taken a few seconds to call her and let her know what happened...

KyriKryptonite 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:45

You're better off without her. Relationships are built on trust, shes obviously not mature/secure enough for that. Sorry about your grandfather.

plexico 3

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:02

Look, I'm sorry about your grandfather. Frankly, he is part of your past, your girlfriend is your future. She could be the mother of your children. Not to mention the giver of many ********. You should beg her on bended knee for forgiveness and promise you will never again neglect her like you just did. And, shame on you for ******* the vilalge idiot.

Randomoscity 0

Friday 17 July 2009 7:09

Honestly i see what your trying to say but remember; its because of the grandpa that we all bother to exist. none can thrive in the future if we don't learn from the past events in our lives.

kiit23 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:02

If you had told her first, it wouldn't have been an issue. You deserve it.

regalarius 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:06

If she's that needy, AND has that little trust for you, you're better off.

nuutsacker 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:19

u should urinate on her! first, make her eat ur shit. then make her shit out ur shit. then make her eat her shit which is made up of ur shit that u made her eat! she is a cum splatter on the face of society

taelorkell 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:30

Idk man. I mean she shouldn't have dumped you for visiting your dying grandpa. Buttttt..you also should have informed her before you left to see him. You both deserve what you got.