By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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You deserved it 50 957
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randomnameflob 0

Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

Both of you are idiots.

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58s 0

How much crack can u buy with 75cents

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DPCisdabest 0

Yeah, let her keep it. If it was 75 dollars, I might care.

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Splayd 10

While she is childish for breaking up with you over the seventy-five cents, and you are lucky to have gotten rid of her before it was too late, I still don't understand why you wouldn't let her keep the seventy-five cents. Are you that niggardly?

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rachilio 26

It's 75 cents cheapskate

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Iellwen 12

Thank you, fthku. I was starting to fear I was the only one who saw a bunch of bored gossips turn facts around just to be able to bitch.

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joshuabaker1 3

ya should hav let her keep it but u really didnt deserv it

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daddyluiigi 3

Wow dude it was just 75 cents now you dont have a girlfriend

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Lexi9312 5

It's $.75. What's the big deal? Id have just let her keep it. Next time, don't be so stingy.

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shinshoku13 19

Well i see your point about stealing but i think she broke up with you because youre a stingy **** and 75 cents is nothing for you to be bitching her out for

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