By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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randomnameflob 0

Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

Both of you are idiots.

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dianadoll 23

I would too, especially if you're thaatt cheap. geez

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Unlucky_Gun 0

75 cents? Who cares? I'd be happy if someone took all the change in my car that I don't want

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SouthernGrl94 14

it was $.75??? really?? are you so poor (cheap) you can't live without $.75??

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alpacaman 5

Stingy jerk. It's 75 cents, not your wallet.

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alvin4676 7

Well she's stupid for breaking up for you over something that small. But you're an idiot for not letting her keep a measly 75 cents.

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Bridgettecake69 5

SDI for stealing the money and breaking up with you. YDI for getting pissed over 75 cents.

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CanadianCutie22 16

why wouldn't you let her keep the 75 cents anyway ?? lol

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TheDarkSinner 2

Or instead of grieving, you could hate the bitch, say the blood oath, put a burning cross in her yard while praising satan, and wearing your KKK robes. When she leans out her window to see what is happening throw her dead cats decapitated head through her window. Annnnnnnd, take a shit in her letterbox.

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sinni800 1

What the deal is with 75 cents? Breaking trust. I wouldn't care about 75 cents, but I would care about the trust that she broke by taking them. And besides, this time it's 75 cent, next time it's a 10 dollar bill. It spirals downward rapidly if you let it be and she can't resist. She reacted more inappropriately in my opinion.

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Us3rn4m3_H3r3 11

Wow she's a total bitch. You really dodged a bullet there.

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