By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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randomnameflob 0

Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

Both of you are idiots.

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mymiles 13

well you're not too bright for saying she "stole" that in the first place. I'm guessing that was a last straw for her if you really started something over 75 cents.

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Evilfriend18 4

In my opinion, the both of them are wrong. It was only 75 cents. Why was the guy so stingy over some leftover change? And his girlfriend could have left the money alone instead breaking up with him over such a small problem.

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xXLoveTheHateXx 7

Don't know... I mean, ya shoulda let her keep it but she shouldn't of broken up with you over it.

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Nederlander95 14

She didn't dump you because she really wanted 75 cents, she dumped you because you're making a big deal of her taking it.

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AshleyBiersack 5

Jesus, 75 cents? Why'd you need that back so bad?

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Zebediabolical 39

If you take my parking meter money you'd better be ready to pay for my tickets.

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DG25_fml 5

75 cents now, half your money in the divorce... oh wait.

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Exodiafinder687 58

Better watch my wallet in this comment section. So many people seem to think theft is ok.

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