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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Dognapped - 20/03/2022 04:00

Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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By nottrustworthy - 18/11/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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cutycat136 28

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:45

Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.

sandraw1 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:14

Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)

Comments

DoomedGemini 37

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:13

Op, I know it hurts but the dog is innocent. It's another life who has no idea what happened and is dependent on human care. Don't harm it or dump it on the streets or in a shelter, otherwise you are just as bad as she is, or perhaps worse if it ends in the dogs death or harm...

barlos88 19

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:13

You have been blessed with a golden opportunity, you now have two weeks to train the dog to hate her and crap in her bedroom

casper24 12

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:16

What she did was selfish but the dog is innocent in all of this. Don't take it a pound or shelter. Look after it until she gets back. They have feelings too.

chuchusheep 19

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:16

I'd keep it.

FuKcMee 32

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:17

drop the dog off at a shelter then she'll have to buy him back

swenny_xoxo 18

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:20

"Accidentally" leave the front door of your house open.

lulla_fml 8

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:21

The dog has nothing to do with the break up! It shouldn't have to suffer ???

gordjess1 19

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:23

People that are saying drop it off at a shelter. Are you ******* serious? There is a chance it'll get adopted out. The poor thing is innocent in all of this and it would possibly be losing the owner it loves. Dogs aren't meant to be swapped and traded around. At least OP is being sensible. Even a joke about it is not funny. The poor thing deserves better.

ligerzero459 24

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:23

Damn, she's a bitch. She put you in an impossible position because she's selfish. Just take the high road, OP. At the end you can have her come get the dog, be standing totally stone-faced and get to say "Lose my number" as you walk away.