By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
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cutycat136 28

Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.

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sandraw1 22

Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)

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Liamj774 36

What a bitch. Your girlfriend, I mean

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Bioshock4life 7

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mariri9206 32

punish the ex, not the dog.

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AbtractAngela 17

kill the dog? what did the dog do to deserve that?

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Tyjw924 3

Or you know, you could just not take care of it!

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countryb_cth 38

For two weeks!? The poor dog would die a horrible and painful death. The poor thing is incont in all this, why make the dog suffer?

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Dick_diamond 22

The dog didn't screw you over.. Be nice to it

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freshstartinlife 8

I agree you shouldn't take it out on the dog the dog is an innocent in all this it not the dogs fault the owner is a bitch and don't give the dog chocolate that could kill the dog I think you should take the dog to your place with all your stuff and when she comes back just keep the dog

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betweenwinds 18

Judging by the wording of the fml, though, OP isn't really a fan of the "damn dog." Why would they keep it?

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Jadon_M 8

Dump the dog Its not your ******* problem

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Mossyoak_kw 28

Why take it out on the dog? It did nothing wrong. The poor dog can't help it's owner is an ass.

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Thumbs82 13

You are obviously an insensitive POS. You don't deserve to have an ant farm. Let's hope evolution soon cuts out useless wastes of human flesh such as yourself.

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rivaraven 35

The dog did nothing wrong, just take care of it. I'm sure you can handle this. Sorry about your relationship ending that way though.

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fordneagles 34

Is there not a kennel nearby where you pay when you pick up the dog? Could take it there, tell her where the dog is when she gets back, leave her with the bill.

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mrlawlor7777 26

100 times this. As much as I love dogs, I would not want a constant reminder of a heartless ex. Make sure it is taken care of, but she pays for it.

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DoomedGemini 37

This I can agree with. It will be taken care of, won't lose its home, but it won't be your problem.

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peithecelt 28

this was what I was going to say. most kennels you pay when you pick up the dog.

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peithecelt 28

this was what I was going to say. most kennels you pay when you pick up the dog.

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jingleejanglee 17

The dog didn't break up with you, don't take it out on the thing. Call her up and figure out a different arrangement.

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xenawpwa 4

Awkward....this wouldn't be kind to the dog, but you could accidentally let him "get lost". She shouldn't expect you to do her a favor after breaking up with you, especially over the phone! Any decent person would do it in person...

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jingleejanglee 17

And a "decent" person wouldn't just let a dog "get lost."

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