By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
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cutycat136 28

Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.

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sandraw1 22

Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)

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FeralPenguin23 3

I don't want to say it but either keep it as your own or just put in an animal shelter

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pandoraisme 14

Go on multiple dates while she is gone each time take a cute pic with girl you go out with and your exes dog and send them to her.

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Domonator 16

Not the dog's fault. In fact, it deserves a deluxe vacation at a top kennel, all expenses paid by its loving owner.

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alexowitz 8

Or take it to a kennel and have her pay for it when she gets back

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maters62 8

just leave the dog by itself. theyd be real mad when they came home to a house covered in shit

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downlowjigelow02 11

or just let the dog run free out give it to a shelter

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Wehan 8

Dump 2 50lb bags of the cheapest dog food you can find onto her floor and a small kiddie swimming pool full of water in there, let the dog free range and walk away and never look back, the dog will do the rest of the "dirty work"

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Geckosrock99 33

That could just encourage the dog to eat all the food.

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susytreydawg 13

Sell the dogs. Plenty of nice people out there.

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orneryvixen 15

Put the dog in a kennel and have her pay the fees when she gets back.

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