By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
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metallica_wins 20

You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

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kittykat033 10

If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

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gazgurl 12

Honestly I'm with her seems kinda like a slap in the face if you have her and she has a v why exactly do you need your hand again?...

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limabeans101029 20

...Because sometimes the other person isn't in the mood, or sometimes it's more convenient to quickly take care of things yourself rather than have sex. I honestly don't see how it's a "slap in the face". It's just a natural thing, loads of people do it. If I **********, it's not because my partner isn't good enough, it's because I feel like quickly having an ******. Nothing wrong with that.

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skipper2009 18

I guess it's one thing to ********** if she wasn't in the mood. From personal experience it's quite annoying to be excited to get it on with your lover only to be slapped in the face with them masturbating.

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idioticmess 15

doesnt sound like she was all that bright OP. hopefully youll find a girl that is.

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southernbelle037 5

So she thinks you were cheating on her....with yourself? Oh the logic here haha

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dimespot 5

I found out my wife thinks the same thing. Count your freedom as a blessing. I'm 38 and have to put more planning into rubbing one out, than the average military mission.

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vivarahh 11

Well you're definitely better off without that kind of next level crazy

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icepick23 12

She is on her way to a life of solitude.

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