By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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pdp_fml 21

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

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Frelling 0

A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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leearm104 4

61, I doubt bringing up the dude with the one inch penis is much consolation

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Islander_fml 5

Well, you can't fix the short and stubby, but you can sure trim down there. Everyone should trim down there, both boys and girls. And stubby is far better than skinny. So really, it's only the short you need to worry about, and as long as you're not too short even that isn't a problem. Try using your shorter size to convince her to do anal.

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chaleighrae7 4

30-she meant pubes. I think. p

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megaaann_fml 9

At least she's still with you and doesn't leave you because of it? That's always a good thing :)

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Bolsters 0

Did you tell her that her ****** resembles the thing that eats Boba Fett?

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Brendan3693 0

when you are about to climax on her face, say "Stop that ship! blast 'em!"

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SpizzySpose_fml 0

Lol? Break up with that nerdy bitch. She watches Star Wars.

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Brendan3693 0

Umad that nerds are smarter than you again, little troll?

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sweet_candy_ 17

Nerds are cool in their own way. Don't hate.

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