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By steve - 05/09/2012 08:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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zkcupcake 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:15

That's a rocky way to end a relationship

Welshite 39

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:14

Hey, rocks make the perfect pets!

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fedora11 12

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:57

Since you didn't take her seriously then maybe you shouldn't take this break-up to heart.

Justinface 9

Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:01

This kind of girl isn't worthy of your love

circuitboynm 8

Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:06

Yeah you're probably better off without her

monocyte 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:07

She made a bad choice, but you'll find someone else to rock your world.

perdix 29

Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:12

As if your obsession with My Little Pony is so much more sophisticated and worthy of respect.

perdix 29

Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:17

Is she a stoner? :D:D

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:20

you can find a better girlfriend anyways.

cowboyroy 1

Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:24

98 problems to go...

whatthefreshhell 15

Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:30

Is your girlfriend Zoe from Sesame Street?

captainburke 5

Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:30

What constitutes taking a rock seriously?

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