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By steve - 05/09/2012 08:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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zkcupcake 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:15

That's a rocky way to end a relationship

Welshite 39

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:14

Hey, rocks make the perfect pets!

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sarah6786 14

Wednesday 5 September 2012 18:34

You're probably better off alone

Urpoppy 21

Wednesday 5 September 2012 18:35

The rock probably has a higher IQ than she does. Good riddance!

wooley29 8

Wednesday 5 September 2012 18:50

You shouldn't have taken her for.....granite!!

efrainelboricua 12

Wednesday 5 September 2012 18:54

It's better then her having a pet waffle then her dumping you for eating it

tbooty2140 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 18:56

Seriously... How old is she?

robc32ca 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 19:30

At least you found out she was nuts early enough on!

esines 9

Wednesday 5 September 2012 19:39

Can you smell what the rock is cooking!?

klx125cross 9

Wednesday 5 September 2012 19:40

Im speechless... OP

sarahadlina 14

Wednesday 5 September 2012 19:44

Well.. She ain't worth it, bro..

Drizzelhell 3

Wednesday 5 September 2012 21:08

Thats sucks! But what where u thinking, pet rocks are hella awesome. Trust me had one every since i joined the military. It was my DS that inspired the idea. So next time take the pet rock.

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