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By steve - 05/09/2012 08:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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You deserved it 5 346

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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You deserved it 2 890

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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You deserved it 98

By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 407

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 671

You deserved it 6 985

By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 270

You deserved it 3 772

By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 672

You deserved it 148

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157 381

You deserved it 7 535

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 261

You deserved it 333

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 221

You deserved it 50 959

By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 509

You deserved it 417

zkcupcake 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:15

That's a rocky way to end a relationship

Welshite 39

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:14

Hey, rocks make the perfect pets!

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18ieronimo 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 21:09

Try dating older girls preferably ones over 10

DrainedOfSanity 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 22:04

How does one take a rock "seriously"?

Pandasaurus 14

Wednesday 5 September 2012 22:51

Sadly this may not be as dumb as a person can get...

Austyn57 1

Wednesday 5 September 2012 23:43

you sure knw how to pick umm

softpaws 17

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:36

Shouldve taken it serious...

elvisaaron 3

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:57

Sounds like your better off buddy!

blanccamaro74 6

Thursday 6 September 2012 1:38

Oh preschool romances

hurrican_fml 0

Thursday 6 September 2012 2:40

Not an fml dude, your better off now.

mosquito19 14

Thursday 6 September 2012 2:57

you should draw a Smiley face on her rock with your poo.

sarahblayke 10

Thursday 6 September 2012 3:04

Wat a excuse lol

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