By steve - 05/09/2012 08:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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MrDream_fml 2

You shouldn't be dating a retard like that then.

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whatthefreshhell 15

Hey, now. Retard isn't a very nice word. You should know.

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davek 36

Yeah, calling her a retard is unfair to actual retards.

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honestyslife 9

Well obviously! Because pet rocks are real!

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OhhIrony 6

Obviously the pet rocks name is Steve, just look at OPs name

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Welshite 39

They have feelings just like everything else.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Thanks for making me feel guilty for all the rocks I kicked, thrown in water, and used to randomly assault civilians.

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davek 36

All in all, it's just another brick in the wall...

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davek 36

A pet rock? What is this, the 70s? Or some ironic hipster thing?

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Hey! Cats and dogs aren't the only pets you know! A rock needs love too, so does a leaf! Don't judge.

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PYLrulz 17

Hey, Pet rocks are serious shit, especially if they attack you

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DylansMomma 9

Your comment : You deserve better.

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