This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 533
You deserved it 175 482

Top comments

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

Comments

Your girlfriend should be the one putting this on here. Asshole. I hope you're single.

kristina1124 3

Haha wow well it just goes to show that neither one of u should be dating anyways, u wouldn't cheat if u loved her and she shouldn't be with u cuz u r not faithful. so it works out better that she found out huh

What an ass douche to even make a list in the first place. YDI

fudgeimout 2

I swear this is too much like that movie with the man who has a list of all the women he has slept with and will. OP you've partially succeeded in making art imitate life.

this fml made me so angry i made a ******* account just to comment. you pathetic asswipe. i hope you get chlamydia. and die.

206- Yes, that's it! Unleash the fury! ;) (Though I do agree with your disgust....)

Yea I agree with number 7 that's really sad and I feel horrible for her but I'm sure she will leave a loser like you and find someone who doesn't need to fill their inadequacies by sleeping with *****. She'll find a man.

Briiyahh 7

Your a total dick and you deserve it this should be her FML I wouldn't be surprised if she has trust issues later on she's stupid if she stays with you