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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 533
You deserved it 175 482

Top comments

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

Comments

Turtle_rebellion 10

I don't think that's how a relationship works. Not a healthy one anyway

alexandria928m 0
jboyajian86 1

I can't believe you expected sympathy from anyone for this you ******* moron. First of all what kind of douchebag keeps a list of the girls they sleep w let alone one complete w ratings. Congratulations on not only being a giant tool but also the dumbest person in history

Ummm oops? YDI for that though. Shame on u.

Ur a douche bag dude, u don't deserve any girl, specially not this one u did wrong to, if I knew where u lived I'd come and kick ur ass

It's guys like you that cause girls to generalize all guys as assholes. -__- Seriously, you're a piece of shit.

iloveyoubb2011 0

I hope you at least gave her a good rating..

I despise liars and cheaters. The fact that you wrote down info on every girl you've slept with is a clear indication of how sad a person you are. Rating each and everyone of them shows your lack of respect for women and I feel sorry that your girlfriend wasted her time on you. You're not worth it.

OP, you are ONE of the many reasons why I am still a virgin. I would hate to be on your list of all the girls you ******, you douchebag. You dont deserve life.