Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

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Spazz420 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:44

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

tpike1296 11

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:45

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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nic1183 2

Saturday 18 August 2012 4:59

That's what you get!

gantoman 13

Saturday 18 August 2012 6:32

Who the **** keeps a rating list of all the women he slept with?

PYLrulz 17

Saturday 18 August 2012 6:41

You are a low life piece of shit OP.

lolmandi 9

Saturday 18 August 2012 7:19

Go to hell you prick!!!!

VaultDweller106 7

Saturday 18 August 2012 7:23

You ******* deserve it you cheating piece of shit. **** get life for having to deal with your ass. I hope you get the pleasure of sipping shit from satan's slimy sphincter in hell.

ladybuggirl1234 3

Saturday 18 August 2012 9:01

You are a freaking asshole!!! Your poor hopefully ex now!!!

op90 6

Saturday 18 August 2012 9:14

Ugh idiot. YDI

AutumnTilly 5

Saturday 18 August 2012 10:02

You're disgusting. Go to hell.

freakguy455 0

Saturday 18 August 2012 12:42

I usually don't make comments like this, but sometimes you just have to say it......DUMBASS!!!

mccutie936 6

Saturday 18 August 2012 14:33

You ass.

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