This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

Comments

ChelseaWelsea 0

That's what you get for being an asshole. So stop complaining. You had it coming.

You're a piece of garbage and I hope she leaves and takes all your shit!

Evath 7

You deserve it you total wankbag.

hateevryone 14

That's what you get for cheating, you douchebag! And who the hell makes a list of women they've slept with?

Sicilysstallion 2

Poor thing, thats a total FML.... for her.