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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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zoomrascal33 2

I hope your dick falls off.

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JCJC15 0

Wow dude , yur low. 'not only is she not the highest rated , she's not last on the list. FHL , YDI.

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sports4ever1405 4

Ok I'm not defending him at all I just want to know where does it say he's cheating it could just be the people he's had sex with total not how many when he was in a relationship with her

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venomousddog 19

Chronological in this case is from his first time to his most recent, she's not last so he has had sex with women after her

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arnepalmer11 1

She should be the one writing the fml for what you did to her!

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09Z_fml 4

women... always so angry.. girls cheat a lot more than guys. so dont try act all innocent.

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charvisioku 22

Interesting; I suppose you have proof of this?

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CaroAurelia 12

I have NO clue if that's true or not, but every woman is different, so maybe that particular woman is against cheating.

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jj5466 0

Who the hell keeps a list?

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kittykat72 4

And u know what I'm one of them dick face! Go **** ur self

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rockybalboaaa_ 6

YDI you dirty man ***** .

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shadowsorel 15

A ratings list? Really? That's low, even for an average douchebag. To top it off, you cheated on her. No girl deserves that. I hope you get syphillis and die a slow, painful death and burn and rot in hell.

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