By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

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Nitros_fml 0

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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redtoviolet3 0

and this is why we dont date girls who would get breast implants

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robvicious_fml 0

You should dump her and I guess you have the right to keep her boobs ^^

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Magus_fml 0

What everyone else said. Dump that biotch.

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Icalasari 0

Tell the doctor that, on second thought, the tab is on her If you can do that, anyways

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Sam0 0

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years.

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wowfmlife 0

i moderated this one!

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mrcarmine 0

hahaha jokeee and #61, not fake, but a joke.

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