By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 034
You deserved it 21 543

Same thing different taste

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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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Meowff 0

Never ever do that. Ever. Even if you're married, don't pay for it. They'll prob. dump you afterwards. My mom got my dad to buy her some, and a year later they filed divorce. Weird, or no?

If you're the kind of boyfriend who thinks fake boobs are an appropriate present for your girlfriend, you both probably deserved this.

manoverboard 0

Ungrateful much? rotfl at number three.

I am against the unnatural manipulation of the human body. The fact that you paid for the implants shows that you weren't satisfied with your girlfriend already. YDI

Fake boobs are frikking ugly, you're better off without her.

cut them off, then take the implants back to the surgeon, and then demand a refund

ari_lee 0

The girlfriend wanted them for five years, she is the one not satisfied with her body. He may feel the same way but it's ultimately her decision to get them so #35, you fail.

Are you sure she's not just joking or confused by the drugs?

lol #34 i totally agree with u, she should be greatful u payed for her, i wouldn't had ..if she wants them that much...get a real job !

Hahah well, you had it coming= Used & abused.