By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

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Nitros_fml 0

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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alex_vik 0

YDI for getting her fake boobs.

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Flyboy 0

I say YDI for investing your hard earned $ on ****.

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MetallicPunk 0

#42, wtf... dump her on whatever street corner is her place of employment

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fishsticker 0

hey guys, stop wailing on fake boobs - I've got em, they're beautiful and natural looking...doesn't everyone realize that there's a strong stereotype regarding what implants look like and who gets them? I wouldn't consider myself a shallow person at ALL. This girl, though, isn't worth his time. Unless it was a joke. It sounds like a joke.

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Sens_fan9 0

PULL THOSE MUDDAFUGGAS OFF OF HER AND RUN!!!

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alex3464 0

I say pop her boobs, and then dump her. lol.

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lorenitavefajita 0

dump her, make her pay you back, & get a new gf

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lowcapacityx 0

Should've asked her to sign something. It's a note saying that she will pay half back and on top of that you have privileges to touch her boobies whenever you want or everytime she greets you she has to jump up and down.

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Cerataphora 0

Okay idiots, those things aren't cheap, just walking away from her is a knockout punch to the bank account. And, they dont pop with a long needle..

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Nessariah 0

YDI, for spending money on your girlfriend's plastic rack. That should've been a red light telling you she was a gold-digging ****. Now if she'd paid for her OWN...yeah that'd suck.

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