Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

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Same thing different taste

I can't help it

By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 17:47 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML

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Totally? Really?

By honk honk, fuckwad - 06/11/2015 22:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 20:01 - Portugal

Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By mee - 30/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

cmayer 20

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

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monoc 1

Thursday 18 July 2013 9:36

I'll be mentally ill rather than physically

NakedPixels 15

Thursday 18 July 2013 10:25

I might try this with one of my boyfriends.

LoryGanesha 5

Thursday 18 July 2013 10:41

lol 'She got that POWER!'

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 18 July 2013 10:45

Is your girlfriend 12??

SolarFlare 20

Thursday 18 July 2013 12:44

your ego is bruised now. FYL

2ru 14

Thursday 18 July 2013 12:51

I see her using a strap-on on you, in your future. YDI

Elfkid21 19

Thursday 18 July 2013 13:31

No man should ever be forced to be put through such torture!!! that is cruel and unusual punishment!!

Elfkid21 19

Thursday 18 July 2013 13:40

just.... just shut up.

Elfkid21 19

Thursday 18 July 2013 13:41

I have no reason to respect that young lady.

mrsVoltzie57 12

Thursday 18 July 2013 14:33

How on earth did she guilt you into that? Hope she is at least hot!

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Same thing different taste

I can't help it

Totally? Really?

Cut it out

Make believe

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