By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

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Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Welshite 39

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

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cmayer 20

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

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laden_swallow09 34

Yet you say "lady". It's a title, not a birthright.

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Ryodin 11

Now you'll think twice before asking her to do that thing with her tongue again.

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Shehulk23 4

The other night, for some unfathomable reason, I had a friggin SEX dream about Justin Beiber. I completely understand your feeling physically ill.

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JokersHQ 21

Wow. I feel so bad for you, I don't even have a a witty comment to help you feel better. Just hang in there man, hopefully it will get better!

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Shosho7 3

I don't understand ! Roleplay as JB is just stupid !

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Starchild2229 12

No way in hell I would, dump her! She gonna make you give up your Man Card!!!

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jtn414 3

Most guys would be thrilled to have a bisexual girlfriend

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qpsarah 10

What the ****? How old is she? She shouldn't be having sex

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

What the actual ****? How old is your girlfriend, 12? She's way too young and immature to be having sex. And how could she possibly "guilt" you into doing something you don't want to do? Tell her no, and if she doesn't like it or throws a childish hissy fit (which would be likely if she's a fan of Justin Bieber), kick her to the curb and tell her to grow up. YDI for not standing up to her and actually going through with it. UGH!

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