By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

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Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Welshite 39

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

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cmayer 20

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

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challan 19

Did she role play Selena Gomez? Seems like a win for you and a loss for her if so...

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Sinamoi 18

Maybe, but he would still have to owe up to the fact that he was Justin Bieber.

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olpally 32

It's a loss for both of them, bieber counts as a girl and a boy. Selena Gomez is a dumb ass anyways. Haha.

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challan 19

Selena is hot... You'd tap that.

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olpally 32

She's been with bieber... I don't want that girl next to me ever. I may smack the shit out of her for being so stupid.

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tennisstar202 4

This is a bunch of bull shit if she came to you naked and said **** me you would. Can't stand guys that try and front about pussy if you have a functional working dick chances are your going to **** if your not married or with someone.

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Sinamoi 18

I recommend an instant brain bleach. Never let yourself mentally relive that moment.

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CaptMurdock 25

Allow me to show you where I keep my brain bleach. I need some just from reading that. **oops, #15 beat me to it.

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GrayGoblin 6

It's just a bad case of Bieber Fever. I feel for you, man.

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jojimugo 20

I have done way worse to get laid .... Dude tequila helps

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alycion 38

Tequila can help us females stomach a lot too.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Or it can lead to some fantastically weird situations... But hey I got to keep the slave Leia outfit... So maybe that didn't end so bad after all :p

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edmunson 22

My opinion is he is not old enough for that...poor child!

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perdix 29

Doesn't matter, had sex! If it makes your girlfriend hot for you to role play as Baby Bop, Lisa Simpson or Andy Dick, you just man up and do it! One of the cardinal rules of the Man Handbook: The ends justify the means. If you got some, we men give you a thumbs-up regardless of what you had to do to get it.

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rememberkids 14

I would imitate Betty boop over that piece of shit from Stratford to get laid!

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TheDrifter 23

18 to 80, blind deaf or crazy, take what you can get. I'm still concerned about the legality of some if the things I've done though. It's not public nudity if you're covered in pudding and wearing a fedora is it?

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MerrikBarbarian 9

37- depends where you live- here it's legal as long as genitals are covered and nipples not shown. Even body paint and a loin cloth suffices.

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josh8215 21

37- The fedora alone causes public indecency I'm afraid. Chocolate pudding however, is acceptable coverage.

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KBurns207 17

There's no way my girl could get me to do that. How do you get GUILTED into that lol. Sorry but YDI. At the same time, I agree. Your life sucks. She seems pretty childish.

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crisanba 18

Uh I know what you mean just looking at that deformed creature makes my stomach turn

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