By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

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Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Welshite 39

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

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cmayer 20

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

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rememberkids 14

it does not matter what the situation is, never EVER roleplay Justin beiber! NO! NO! NO! (and BTW, I'm Canadian. I sincerely apologize on behalf of our great nation for unleashing that piece of garbage)

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horneyhic 15

As a Canadian I second this post and also appologise for toolface as well

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utohspaghettios 10

I hate canada for the fact you spewed jb on the world and also for the rap artist snow....

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Kenjikai 5

We thank you for apologizing. Now if you'll help towards the assassination fund we'd appreciate it.

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LissaMccracken 23

How did that work for you? I mean... Justin has a ******?

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Chevrille 8

You're really pretty. I love the Used too! never seen them live but have tons of merch. What about you?

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

Did you pee in a bucket then spit in her face, all while your pants were sagging your knees?

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football98_fml 20

shes a lesbian??

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sisco2901 20

When I started reading this FML, I thought it would end like one of those "my girlfriend made me do this during sex then had a good laugh how desperate I am" ones... But the thought that THIS could be a turn-on for her... Anyone... Just... ****.

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JasonUMN 15

Your supposed to be the one making her sing...

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buckdharma 37

If she insists on this again, make her be the monkey. You can kiss her, spit on her, then abandon her at the German border.

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laurenlovesjb 20

I get that sometimes it's funny to make jokes but why does it have to be at a teenager's expense? I'm sure there are countless other kids that used to have a higher than average voice, but they didn't grow up in the public eye, so nobody ever criticizes them. I sometimes make the Bieber joke myself, it's not like I think Justin is a god of some sort, I just don't understand the mass hate towards him. He actually is, on the whole, a good person. He visited me in the hospital when I was very sick with cancer. That's when I became a fan. Yes, he makes mistakes. Yes, sometimes he acts like a big jerk. But who doesn't at some point in their lives? That kid goes through so much more than pretty much anybody his age, so how can we expect him to be perfect? Even if all your jokes are all in fun, stop and think: If you were Justin Bieber would you laugh at that? Because if I was him I would probably be kind of hurt if things like that were said about me. Whatever, sorry for the rant, I just felt the need to share the opinion I have a right to posses.