By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

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Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 186
You deserved it 24 246

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

Comments

xcam1995 6

You should've said: "Sorry, babe. I can't have any fun with you today. I've come down with beiber fever."

MidnightMusic53 37

Have you honestly not heard a thing about what that moron has done? Overall, he has a rotten personality. Do some dang research. That kid doesn't have talent, he dared to compare himself to singers with real talent. If you actually did some research on that immature brat, you would find plenty of stuff proving that he's nothing but an asshole. There's no talent in his songs, no originality in his lyrics. He doesn't care about anyone but himself. All he did was put on a little act around you. You think he actually cares about you? What about all of the other people who were there supporting you? Some little shit shows up and says, "I hope you don't die." and now you idolize him? Find someone worthwhile to idolize. How about someone who actually saves lives? Like a fireman, or a surgeon. He didn't do a damned thing to help you, everything he does is for himself. If anything, that appearance was for his reputation.

We went from farting fetishes to JB fantasies. What's next?

graceinsheepwear 33

I fear your question may have upset the balance of the universe and unlocked a Pandora 's Box of Perversion. Hold onto your hats. It's coming.

I try to be a nice person all the time. I just don't judge people before I walk a mile in their shoes, that's all. And I don't question his attitude towards me, not because it's impossible that he was putting in an act, but because why should I question someone who gave me hope? Oh and by the way my family was so unsupportive I tried to kill myself twice. I guess I just grasped at any sign of support I could see.

YDI straight up for being so whipped as to roleplay as that little useless turd

End it. And I'm not sure if I'm referring to the relationship or your life.

MidnightMusic53 37

I'm sorry your family wasn't supportive in the least, but there are much better people than him to look up to. You really should do some research, I know I said it a bunch of times, but actions speak louder than words. It's great that you're not the type to just jump on people, but sometimes there are some people who have just done enough to deserve to be jumped on. Maybe one day, he will grow up, but that's still in the distant future, you know? If he ever does grow up and starts to try to amend his mistakes, I will gladly change my opinion of him. Again, I am very sorry you didn't get the support you needed from your family, I couldn't imagine anything more awful than having nobody to turn to while feeling so ill and facing death.

I agree with 68. MUCH better people to admire rather than a royally stuck-up asswagon. Her user name is "laurenlovesjb". Clearly we aren't changing her mind.