By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 186
You deserved it 24 246

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

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OP, there is this nifty word that we use when we don't want to do something. It's called "no". You should have said no. Now you kind of have to live with the shame of this sex act for the rest of your unfortunately long life.

ImpracticalJoekr 9

How did you even keep it up once she mentioned his name? Blehh

I have very mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I do think that people in relationships should generally indulge in the other's fantasies and kinks (as long as they're not deeply triggering or it's something they really, really don't want to do because they feel it would scar them in some way), because they can be a bonding experience and quite a lot of fun and because it lets people be vulnerable with the people they feel closest to in a really intimate way. If OP just thinks it's kind of silly - and I agree with him that it is, but then many kinks are pretty strange and I don't think any single one is better or worse than any other - I think he was right to do it. However, I don't think it's right that his girlfriend guilted him into it. Bear in mind though that there are different levels of guilt - it could have just been her saying that she'd previously done something he was into but that she didn't really enjoy as much.

It you ask me the only thing more juvenile then listening to Justin bieber, is constantly going on about how much you hate him, I don't listen to his music, but if you want to then fine.... Good for you

Now you can have her role play as barely legal female celebrities.

Is she going to roleplay as Jenna Jameson?

I'm, I don't know what to actually say to this.

skyeyez9 24

Did she make you style your hair like bieber's?