By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

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Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Welshite 39

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

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cmayer 20

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

I'm sitting here trying to figure out if this is better or worse than some of the role play sex I've gotten into... It involved Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars. Probably worse. Palpatine at least has power going for him :p

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Llamanator9913 16

Make her role play as something for payback... then she will know what it feels like

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TheDrifter 23

Since OP is feeling ill, maybe she can be his naughty nurse and stiffen his sagging resolve.

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amiewithaj 13

Holy mother of a novel response to the most common beiber joke around

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mymiles 13

She is obviously too young to be having sex

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laurenlovesjb 20

49- When he visited me I gave his music a chance for the first time, and I liked it. But his new album is way better and more mature than the old one... Anyway I really don't think he's mean spirited. I met him, he gave me some hope when I was at rock bottom. Not because he was famous, but because he had the right words and he really just made it clear he didn't want to see people like me give up. And he certainly isn't the most talented person to ever live, but I honestly believe that he is a person that had some raw talent at a young age that has been molded into what he is now.

flea_of_death 23

You wouldn't happen to be op's girlfriend, would you?

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bv2332 10

HAHAHAHAHAHSyou did it????? Your gay!!!!!

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taffy1239 3

You should have peed in a bucket and squirted her with cleaning supplies.

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jw90 18

A weird fetish of hers?

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