Love: Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to...

By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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lucky0514 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:07

Wow, FYL. She's a real catch...shoulda dumped her sooner. Take back the stuff she bought you! They were all gifts, after all.

XOfiestypixie 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:09

Tell her she owes you the money.

Comments

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:30

Bitch!

Jimboom 11

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:30

More fool you for actually falling for that one. You should have told her "sure, you can have everything back you gave me. It's outside in the trash can"

JillianDramatic 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:30

well what else would she spend the money on?

Nonamerequired 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:31

If she spent the money on stuff for herself, take the stuff. If she actually literally spent it on herself... Take her!

oh_mi_shizzle 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:33

lmao... sounds like the type of thing any smart girl would do... hahaha and may I ask why you were giving ur stiff back to each other? they were gifts after all.... but yeah, you shouldn't ask back or the stuff she gave you and do the same OP. hope you find a better girl... good luck. :)

alexzhou04 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:34

BITCH SLAP HER. THEN RAPE HER. AND STEAL ALL HER BELONGINGS. AND SELL IT. :)))

puppies1234 10

Saturday 23 July 2016 7:37

goddamn

meganisarobot 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:39

How about not, #17 :) Just do what she did to you. If she agreed to it, and then sold it post-agreement: that's definitely a bitch move.

Finnboghi 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:32

But if she sold it first, then made the agreement that she couldn't fulfill, that's a perfectly alright move...? Seriously OP, she's a bitch. I like the idea of getting everyone you know to text her, and calling her boss. :P And to those saying it's immature, what do you do with gifts from a broken relationship? Put them on display and use them? Most people are hurt seeing them, and this seems like a pretty intelligent way of tying up loose ends, removing things that could hurt you, and coming out with a wallet as heavy as your heart.