By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well that is disgusting whether you hate feet or not.

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Why would you tie her shoes anyway? Is she such a princess? Training for future children? Is she physically not able to? Is this normal in your city/state? But despite my curiosity: That's gross and why would she do that to you? Just because you don't tie her shoes or because of your hatred for shoes or because she's a dick? Either way she is a dick!

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I'm with you on the hatred of feet and that's really upsetting.

I totally understand where OP comes from because I think feet are completely disgusting and hate them too. If you read this OP break up with her right now.

She sounds like a brat if she expects you to tie her shoes for her. Who does that?

First off, why the hell can't she tie her own shoes? Why is that a big deal? And second, who the EFF does that?! Why on earth would you put your feet in someones mouth, regardless of how they feel about feet? She sounds messed up dude, run.

OP, thats when you know you should bite down. HARD.

If I were you I would have told my girlfriend how much do I hate her boobs the very next day.