Love: Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never...

By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 18:00

Today, my girlfriend said she hates my feet and it’s a real turn off. It’s got to the point where if she sees my feet in bed she won’t sleep in the same bed as me. I hate wearing socks in bed, so not sure how we can resolve this. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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Fresh mints

By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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Really heavy sleeper

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 05:16 - Canada

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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Econforthwin 15

Monday 22 December 2014 17:38

Well that is disgusting whether you hate feet or not.

dubb420 15

Monday 22 December 2014 17:38

defeeted the whole purpose.

Comments

heyLaddieHey 18

Tuesday 23 December 2014 2:31

I don't understand why people expect their partners to tie their shoes anyway. Unless your girlfriend is five, it's just being needy.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 23 December 2014 2:38

This might be TMI, but I have a foot fetish and would totally date a woman who wanted me to pay attention to her feet. She just needs to find the right guy. There are tons of us out there. Feet are the most common nonsexual body part to have a fetish about.

miss_amphetamine 24

Tuesday 23 December 2014 4:05

Um why the hell wouldn't she tie her own shoes? Unless she's injured or something and physically can't, she's just being a needy brat.

sullivankeara 25

Tuesday 23 December 2014 4:16

Your girlfriend is such a jokester haha

hduebdo 14

Tuesday 23 December 2014 4:39

Next time she's sleeping, put your dick in her mouth.

minutestomadness 5

Tuesday 23 December 2014 5:21

how old is this girl that wants someone to tie her shoes for her? if a guy ever got down on one knee to tie my shoes I'd probably think he was a creepo

connorb16 7

Tuesday 23 December 2014 6:25

You must have a big mouth.

Kaguya99 20

Tuesday 23 December 2014 6:43

I absolutely hate and am disgusted by feet too, and if my boyfriend did that to me I'd break up with him. That's not funny at all, nor acceptable. Also, as a side question...why would you tie her shoes for her even if you didn't care about feet, she can do that herself. Even my two year old daughter tries to tie her own shoes.