By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 747
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Same thing different taste

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Well that is disgusting whether you hate feet or not.

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Feet are disgusting but how could you date someone for two years and never tell them that?

Also, I know several people who hate/are afraid of feet and it's perfectly reasonable. They don't particularly like their own but still have to touch them to put socks on and stuff. It creeps them out just a TINY BIT less, but only because they're their feet.

blackvyper 8

Probably not the first time you've had a foot in your mouth.

Who the **** has to tie their GF's Shoe's? Truth be told, i have a beard and I'm fit and blah blah. i kinda attract women with daddy isses. Not one of my ex-psyco's has asked me to tie their shoes. I'll tie your ice skates, help latch on your ski's, tell you that stupid water color painting is gorgeous. I won't tie shoe's.

Eh I hate feet too OP, but it never affected my relationships. I dont see a real reason for her to complain about it, unless she thinks you tying her shoes is the key to your relationship.

Alpo77 11

You're girlfriend really is a Masshole. :)

She is vulgar. Dump her. Next she will be wanting you to suck her toes. Get out while you can and find a normal girl to date. Good luck

Badkarma4u 17

How can someone hate feet? They are just feet?