By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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Same thing different taste

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GreenAppleDP 0

If that's the case, I don't think you'll ever be able to take her virginity. Maybe if you tell her you'll be as gentle as you possibly can, she'll let you.

She has to. Hurts but if yu ever wanna have sex yu

She has to. Hurts but if yu ever wanna have sex yu

She has to. Hurts but if yu ever wanna have sex yu

GreenAppleDP 0

Technically, she doesn't HAVE to do anything.. OP's girlfriend should have sex when she is ready to. There are also steps they could take so that it doesn't hurt her.

Think about maths and if that doesn't work you did everything you could..

Can't even enter Maybe she meant "I'll never have sex with you>:D"

muffinXmonster 12

That BLOWS and I'm sorry your girl is such a SOFTY....... Laug But seriously repeat "purple elephant" in your head when the time comes

notoriousbob 11

U should know when you have a bad comment

Sry kinda agree with 17 partially cuz he's right and partially cuz he's hot ;)

That sucks. If you have real love just wait till she is more developed That should Help?

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He is an ass, and I'm sure he didn't just become one.

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Gladly, I'll tear your balls off with honor. You don't need those sperms anyway, they are ending up in a sock with such amazing personalities like the two of you have.

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CaptainPickles72 18

Just so there is no heated debate on what "taking someone's virginity" actually consist of. There are many ways to look at it, everyone has different opinions on when someone could lose their virginity. No need to debate, no one will change their minds!

32 gets a down vote for not understanding that not ALL girls bleed their first time. I didn't and I know many other girls who have have said the same. Every girls' ****** (specifically the hymen) is different and will react to sex differently. Also, if it weren't for Captain Pickles's statement, I probably would have said something about the definition of losing one's virginity. But I'll let that one slide...

Girls don't always bleed their first time.....

Hymens break a lot of times before sex. Horseback riding, bike riding, using tampons etc can all lead to a broken hymen. That can't be what defines virginity. Sorry that just bothered me and I couldn't let it slide.

OhDearBetrayal 25

And can we use a better word to describe a womans ******? I find "pussy" to be nationally understood to be an inappropriate and rude term.

CaptainPickles72 18

Well, 97, every other word or slang for the female genitalia sounds childish or sometimes just plain nasty to me. I find ****** kind of like a scientific term (that may sound stupid) and pussy seems harsh at times when saying but in the heat of the moment, I find that it's the right word to use. It might just be me, but using the word ****** while doing anything sexually just sounds a little weird. Since you find pussy a rude word, do you have any suggestions that people could take seriously?

Llamacod 11

Do you seriously believe that a girl is a virgin until the hymen breaks? Where the hell does one find tardmonkeys who teach this crap to you? So those girls whose hymens break whilst horseback or bike riding are no longer virgins? Hate to break it to you but once there is penile penetration the virginity is gone, hymen breakage or not. And it is nearly impossible to have flaccid sex. For one, I'm sure his penis would get hard once it touches her vajayjay.

32, penile penetration into ******=loss of virginity technically & physically plainly& simply...That is all. There's nothing to debate. That's how it works...don't believe it, (especially @ 20) ask your gyn/obgyn doctor.

So what about gay guys? If they never **** a guy are they virgins? What about gay girls? Do they never have sex? Virginity is subjective. It's up to each individual.

I'm 15. Happily a virgin. It's a shocker considering even little kids are doing it now. And even I know that everything 32 said was completely .. Oh, how do I say this.. Stupid?

TSN619 7

No what 32 said was very good advice actually. You people need to get off the high horse of what defines virginity or losing virginity. She was trying to give good advice stop being rude,damn.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Am I the only one who got the strange feeling that I was supposed to feel aroused by 32's comment? Also, 121, ****** is not a "scientific term", it's the standard term for the female body part in question. There's nothing wrong with preferring another term in bed, but (correct me if I'm wrong) we're not all in the middle of having sex with each other here. Therefore, to me, it seems more appropriate to use standard terms. Back to 32...Well shit, it looks like I've got no words for that one. Either that person is a retard, or I need to pay a visit to the processing department in my brain to fire the slackers responsible for my lack of comprehension.

totallydonteven 5

Having a hymen does not make you a virgin. Your hymen can get broken in many ways from anything to using a tampon to riding a bike. And there's so much else about your comment I could say but I'll just sum up with learn how to spell.

tl;dr - a graphic account of how SoultheWolf lost her virginity, applications thereof to OP's predicament, and some marginally factual, horribly misspelled sex advice for the inexperienced.

It won't go in if it's soft... And it'll be difficult to put on protection too. Suggest lubricants to her and say you'll go slowly... If not, wait till she suggests sex. Or just do foreplay for a bit..

Good luck ever having sex with that thing. Haha :P Funny thing is, it hurts but for some reason, it's a good pain. Go figure. In due time, if you're gentle and very loving, and don't rush her 'til she's ready, she'll be begging you to put it in her.

MissHayleyJames 7