By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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gracehi 31

How is that supposed to work? Sounds to me like your girlfriend is just denying you sex in a round about way.

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gracehi 31

I considered that and, while I agree it's certainly possible, I think it's far more likely OP's girlfriend simply doesn't want to have sex with him.

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bettyc4 26

That sounds like a personal problem bro

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ihaveatightbutt 0

Sperm in her mouth then

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ChelseaCuriosity 0

What are you two 10? Oh no penis and semen! Both of you are idiot. Her for the thought, and you for even considering it might work.

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dumboears 8

The irony of you calling them idiots when your post makes you look like an idiot.

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tattooedcowboy 6

Just say the magic words ( open saysmycock) Lol

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brock329 3

All ******* day^ lmao

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vturbz91 0

Aha your girl friend is an idiot.. If she is a virgin then she will be tight and there is no way you can stick your limp penis in there

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

"If your age is on the clock, you're too young for the ****."

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ankoku 2

Op, you should run. Run as fast and as far away as possible!! I think your g/f is trying to kill you.

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CaptainPickles72 18

Oh no, guys! My girlfriend wants to have sex with me, but she's scared it'll hurt to much. That crazy bitch is trying to kill me!!!! *runs away*

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redbluegreen 40

Maybe it's time you stop finding girlfriends at your local middle school.

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CaptainPickles72 18

But it's SO easy! Sometimes they even fall for "I got some candy" trick. I mean... I heard about this on the internet, not like I have any experience... yeah, you should believe that! DON"T JUDGE ME!

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