By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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madame_malfoy 4

yes...FYL because you have a girlfriend with a sense of humour...oh woe is you...

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The_Batman 0

lmao i think i love your gf haha thats awesome!

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futurecatlady 2

Your girlfriend is awesome. This is not an FML.

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Aleenie 0

I named my boyfriends penis... Squirtle.. : |

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soccergirl15_fml 0

Hahahaha. It's ******* hilarious how many people are like at least it wasn't (names all the lame ass pokemon). Hahah. Gotta know your pokemon shit. LMAO.

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Chamale 0

You should name your girlfriend's ****** Cerulean Cave, because it takes a ton of work to get into... Incidentally, despite the wimpy name, Nuzleaf is the only Pokemon that can learn Growth, Harden, Pound, and Seed Shooter.

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chris_247 0

hey,I'll trade u my Snorlax for ur nuzleaf,but professor oak has to make the operation.

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wanagetjagked 0

Dat is one awesome girlfriend! LOL

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THysios 2

hahahaha, so not an FML. rofl to the comment, u can say squirlte i choose u. haha

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PeteyRiverstool 0

/dies I find that hilarious

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