By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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hbgoddard 0

I named mine Blastoise. It's favorite move is hydro cannon.

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thatonesinginkid 0

Mmm, I would've gone with Charizard. I think he was the biggest of them all....Hah.

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svcheer07 0

HAHAHA i named my ex boyfriends dick clarence :)

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Cam275 0

Squirtle used Sleep Powder. Squirtle used harden. Squirtle used Tackle.

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zodar 0

dude maybe she knows my brother. he named his rival "my vaj" so when he picked charmander it said " my vaj received a squirtle"

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hellosies 0

No waaaaay! My boyfriends' is Blastoise!

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VietBoy 0

Best FML ever! Name your girlfriend's boobs magneton/voltorb/weezing/electrode Name her vag Carnivine or Victreebell

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stone_light 0

weezing is one seriously ****** up boob......

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