By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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lisha88 1

did it hurt that much?

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HomeAl0ne 20

These religious girls are like jars of foodstuffs. There's a "use by" date that you have to pay attention to, but once you break the seal they can go bad fast.

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hellojuicyhello 5

what the ***? lol, that sucks. oh my god. haha

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Chazzymine 0

yeah but just cause your body wants to do it doesn't make it okay. she wanted to but knew it was wrong that is why she cried. gosh you guys are so mean.

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xInwex 12

unless you were pressuring/guilting her to have sex, im declaring fyl. I don't even know what I'd do in your situation.

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MistaEnis 3

make it "anal weekend" and say that it does not count if you do it in the butt.

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jose1760 1

Tell her the devil was you to dumb her!

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qzzpm07 0

you should have respected her by thinking about what she wanted before

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