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By veggieluver - 16/01/2013 00:58 - United States - Scarsdale

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML
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YUNOFML 16

FYL for being found out and having to terminate the operation.

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Maddy9111 11

haha i would have gone along with it... and recorded his reaction

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astralvagan 20

Yeah, because all American heroes think their grand kids are Russian spies

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astralvagan 20

Doesn't he know that white is the new green? But seriously, old people are set in their ways and only want to believe what they want....

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evilplatypus 38

17 - From what I've seen on FML, the same can be said of middle aged people, young people, teenage people, and children.

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bizarre_ftw 21

So.... Humanity sucks then?

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spiritfang11237 16

pretty much.

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SuperDanielNL 23

He seems kinda deranged, is he taking his meds?

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poccocurantes 7

He can no longer just sit by while the communists invade his precious bodily fluids. Ever wonder why grandpa drinks only rain water and grain alcohol? POE. Peace on Earth- Purity of Essence. 10 points for anyone who gets this reference.

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Reaper5639 16

You should've responded with a Russian accent just to be a troll.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

You should have told him: "Mr Bond, I've been expecting you"

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MariJ82 14

Maybe his Alzheimer's is kicking in...

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Reaper5639 16

Nothing, it's the pink broccoli that scares the shit out of me!

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CrazyChickens721 5

Why didn't you serve him green cauliflower?? I saw it at the supermarket the other day and it creeped me out along with the purple and orange ones! O.O

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