He's watching too much Burn Notice.

You should learn a couple of Russian phrases and let him"accidentally" hear you using them... Like, say, on a phone call you quickly end after he's heard you speaking Russian! Once you hang up the phone, say another Russian phrase into your watch and nervously exit the room as fast as you can.

dasvidaniya white brocolli

That's racism.

I raised you better than this, Russian spy.

Next time serve the orang cauliflower. It'll blow his mind

Well veggieluver, guess we're going to have to find another way to genetically modify broccoli so it can control the human mind. The white appearance of the broccoli was apparently too obvious. At least we can still control the circus bears. >_>

Too much watching TV,grandpa.

I should do that to get out of eating my veggies too! ;)

It's not the white broccoli (cauliflower) that's Communist, it's white asparagus. That shit was developed in East Germany!