Miscellaneous: Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed...

By notanightowlanymore - 05/01/2016 17:44 - United States - Clyde

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 18:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By ToxicSuicide - 08/03/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

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By anonYmous - 26/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, I received a phone call from my 91-year-old grandpa. He was lost driving somewhere in my town. I then spent the next few hours trying to teach him how to send his location until his phone died. FML

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DON'T MOVE!

By Miller_Time - 18/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

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By nipman - 25/04/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

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By badgrandchild - 16/03/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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By tazthespaz - 29/12/2016 03:18 - United States - Comstock Park

Today, a telemarketer called my house phone and asked for my grandpa. We were in the middle of having his wake. FML

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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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By Sean - 27/10/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML

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may14th 26

Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:19

He just cares about you

Zelphoric 25

Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:19

No better alarm clock than a crazy old guy with a gun!!! You'll be out of your bed and out the door before you can say "Don't shoot me Gramps!"

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:35

At least he cares op. I broke my leg at the park once and I had to limp to the hospital because everyone was too busy to drive me.

countryb_cth 38

Thursday 7 January 2016 13:03

That's absolutely awful. I hope you cut all of those who said they were "too busy" out of your life. If my friend or family member needed to go to the hospital I would drop whatever it was I was doing (even work or school) to drive them. That's honestly terrible and I hope walking to the hospital didn't damage your leg further.

ArmchairAnalyst 9

Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:40

Surprised your grandpa knows how texting works. Time to put him in a rest home, tho.

DarkPandaXD 15

Wednesday 6 January 2016 3:11

Not all old people are technologically inept.

geekpower_fml 28

Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:52

Only in the US...

whassallt26 13

Wednesday 6 January 2016 2:00

Better that then if you actually were in trouble and nobody knew....

smxiricky 23

Wednesday 6 January 2016 2:00

that's what you call family love wish my grandfather would do that

Dynamite73 25

Wednesday 6 January 2016 2:03

At least you know he cares about you

baileybrooke13 15

Wednesday 6 January 2016 2:03

At least he cares that much

williamcarter93 13

Wednesday 6 January 2016 2:05

It's nice that grandpa cares about you to come check. To do it with gun in hand is the scary part. it doesn't seem to take much to get people to pull a trigger nowadays. Lo and behold if you had a friend leaving or something, they might have gotten shot