Miscellaneous: Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed...

By notanightowlanymore - 05/01/2016 17:44 - United States - Clyde

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 18:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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You deserved it 659

By ToxicSuicide - 08/03/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

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By anonYmous - 26/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, I received a phone call from my 91-year-old grandpa. He was lost driving somewhere in my town. I then spent the next few hours trying to teach him how to send his location until his phone died. FML

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You deserved it 773

DON'T MOVE!

By Miller_Time - 18/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

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By nipman - 25/04/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

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You deserved it 3 856

By badgrandchild - 16/03/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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By tazthespaz - 29/12/2016 03:18 - United States - Comstock Park

Today, a telemarketer called my house phone and asked for my grandpa. We were in the middle of having his wake. FML

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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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You deserved it 21 064

By Sean - 27/10/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML

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You deserved it 8 072

may14th 26

Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:19

He just cares about you

Zelphoric 25

Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:19

No better alarm clock than a crazy old guy with a gun!!! You'll be out of your bed and out the door before you can say "Don't shoot me Gramps!"

Comments

Xion0014 20

Thursday 7 January 2016 4:15

Sounds like a plot for Taken 4

frumpledforskin 2

Thursday 7 January 2016 4:22

well the day you're truly in trouble, like bound and gagged, the sight of ol g pa guns a blazin may seem a bit different, ungrateful you are.

ChunkyBuiscuit 13

Thursday 7 January 2016 20:41

Sounds like what my mom did one day when I was staying over at a friends house a couple years ago. I didn't answer her texts because I was sleeping and she broke into the house finding me just waking up.

IcedSapphire 27

Thursday 7 January 2016 23:49

Well, OP, at least you know he cares about you!

AleyahRose123 6

Friday 8 January 2016 5:03

how nice

manuwish 9

Friday 8 January 2016 23:01

don't complain about having someone care for you, doesn't it make you feel safe? maybe a little excessive but still an act of love..you are precious to him, that is something not everyone has..so be thankful :))