By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 04:03 - United States - Meridian

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML
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Kamon97 23

Why do you have to trust this dog with your life? Unless it's a seeing eye dog or something.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

like you've never ran into a glass door

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xkwr47 1

If its muscles are so strong it knocks itself out via involuntary action imagine what it can do intentionally.

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glabberfasted 16

I think they mean to a person... My dog is ridiculously strong, but I don't think she knows it. She could literally take one of our hands off with her jaw, but she'll let go immediately if we say "ow" when playing with her.

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slyde32 12

that seems a bit excessive, why do you want to knock this person out?

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SunTzu2 9

Lol, because he's obviously not in need of a blind dog as reading and writing fml's isn't a problem. Obviously very self centered and only sympathy for himself but at the same time scared for his life... Add it all up

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cometkeeper00 3

Text to talk...hearing sneeze/bang/no more dog noises. add that all up.

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Enslaved 36

Why are you calling your dog an "it"? Don't you know their gender yet?

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cometkeeper00 3

Please see responses to #20 and please feel free to ask this question 2 to 3 more times.

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vikky538 28

so.e things hit so hard in life...some times it applies to dogs too..

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abusch 9

Yeah, stupid dog, I'd demand all its wages back. Oh, wait..

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profligatesoul 18

Time to get a new dog then huh? Wait a minute. If it's a seeing eye dog then how did you write this FML?

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