By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 04:03 - United States - Meridian

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 282
You deserved it 5 046

Same thing different taste

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Why do you have to trust this dog with your life? Unless it's a seeing eye dog or something.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

like you've never ran into a glass door

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skipper2009 18

If you need an animal to protect you your ass deserves to be beaten.

Why would you say that? What if OP needs the dog because he has a disability? Blind and deaf people regularly entrust their lives to their dogs.

There could be any number of reasons this person has to trust on the dog. Some dogs are trained specifically to detect anomalies in a person's body, so if Op has any kind of life threatening condition, not just blindness or deafness, then this dog could be the difference between life and death. Some dogs, for example, detect high blood sugar, or differences in peoples' temperatures, or when they're about to have seizures. You, #70, have absolutely no clue what Op meant, so your post is nothing more than the comment of someone who is completely ignorant. And even if this person does rely on a dog to be a guard dog, there could be a list of reasons why Op could *need* to rely on a dog for such purposes. Either way, you're an ass.

Oh, and for the record, #70, as I have now scrolled through the comments, other's posted that this FML originally said that it was a seeing-eye dog and that it was modded out. But my point remains valid. Dogs are trained for so many different life saving purposes, and you really are quite ignorant for your comment.

Where it says anonymous it originally said seeing eyedog

That's adorable, you probably should see if your dog is okay though

You're really an ass because instead of making sure your dog is okay, you complain that you have to trust it with your life. Why would you ever have to trust a dog with you life?

I find this hilarious, but I'm confused on how this person posted this...

well there is more than just one type of guide dog...

I hope it's ok. I can't imagine a worse headache.

May seem cruel but if your blind how can you type this fml? Wondering...

If you have a guide dog, doesnt that mean you're blind? In that case, how could you be writing this?